What are the worst Christmas gifts you can give a man?

1. Nose Hair Trimmer
2. Diet Pills
3. Toilet Seat
4. Scented Toiled Paper
5. Paperweight (Hope my wife doesn’t read this!)
6. Dental Floss
7. A can of soup
8. Meat Cook Book (If your man is a vegetarian)
9. Bin Liners
10. Second Hand Underwear

And some Christmas Gifts from celebrity men:

James Dyson, industrial designer

I was once given an electric carving knife, which was utterly pointless. It had to be charged or plugged in, was difficult to clean, and a waste of good storage space. I’d have much preferred a good, sharp knife – something fast, effortless, and that would make me feel like a sushi chef when using it.

Toby Young, journalist

I gave my sister a Pez sweets dispenser for Christmas when I was 7. The next year she gave me the same one back, except it was broken.

Conrad Free, chairman of Debrett’s

The most memorably bad Christmas present I ever received has to have been a life-size plastic Canadian Redhead duck complete with nest and a clutch of eggs that I was sent by my cousin in Canada. It had to be seen to be believed. Two years or so later, my cousin decided to visit us. The duck was long forgotten by me, but, fortunately, not by my wife. The duck was retrieved from the cellar, literally dusted down, and given pride of place on our hall table. Perhaps the positioning was rather too prominent. As soon as she walked through the door, my cousin spotted it and, quick as a flash, said: “You don’t like the duck, do you?”